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ITCHY BRAIN?
What are your hands craving right now?
I NEED TO CRUSH SOMETHING
(Dense. Crunchy. Extreme pressure. 🧱🫨)
I NEED QUIET
(Soft. Slow. Please stop talking. 🤫)
I NEED DOPAMINE
(Bright. Weird. Immediate treat. 🎆🤩)
I NEED TO POKE!
(Glossy. Jiggly. Pokeable. 👆🫧)
I NEED SOMETHING CHEWY
(Stretchy. Pull-y. Never enough. 🍬)
WHAT’S COMING TO THE COMMITTEE!
Crunch. Butter. Jelly. Gloss. Stretch. We’re still poking things and making decisions.
TEXTURE FIRST
If it doesn’t feel ridiculously satisfying in your hands, we’re not emotionally attached to it.
WHY THE COMMITTEE EXISTS
Some brains want quiet. Some want crunch. Some want to poke the same thing 47 times like there’s a prize at the end. Some of us just want to squish goo until our brain stops buffering. We make slime for all of them.
WEIRDLY SPECIFIC
Crunchy? But not too crunchy. Soft? But not boring. Stretchy? But don’t make it cling like a needy ex. We get it.
PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, BUT MAKE IT SLIME
Squish it. Stretch it. Poke it. Fold it. Repeat until your hands stop sending strongly worded emails.
SHOW US YOUR SLIME OBSESSION!
Post your slime. Tag us. Make your weird little hand obsession everyone else’s problem.
The Committee requires evidence. Apparently.
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